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Star Trek Chapter 06
Again, Cooper and Contu were hip deep in Revenge's control stations, but this time it was to install the controls for two Klingon disrupters. Between the two, Revenge could fire the 500 terawatt units for 20 seconds. Then it'd take his ship four hours and twenty-seven minutes of drifting in space to recharge. Kirk and Spock had convinced Justin that disruptors, being electro- magnetic rather than temporal weapons, would be more acceptable to the Cardassians on a civilian vessel. "So, Coop," Contu said, "heard a hell of a rumor about you."
"Really?"
"Yeah. Says this has something to do with Spock's daughter."
Cooper tried to keep his face straight, even though his back was turned.
"I didn't know Spock had a kid."
"Ha," Contu chuckled then paused. Justin knew his lie had failed.
"Well, yeah, guess that all happened a few months after Kirk kicked you out. I was still a Third Class," he continued.
Justin didn't say anything, just kept working the control cables down the conduit to the center console.
"Never heard about it, eh?"
"No."
"Well," Contu continued as he started unbolting a bulkhead plank, "ya know, Vulcan's have this crazy 'mating madness' they go into every ten years or so..."
"Yeah," Justin said with a laugh. "It's called 'Pon Fracking' or something like that. Hear they fuck all the time, just REALLY HAVE TO then, something left over from their past."
"Right," Contu said. "Well, Spock went into this super horniness-and he went and locked himself in his stateroom and asked the Captain for leave to go to Vulcan. Something about how he had to go pork this one little Vulcan chick or he'd lose it."
"Yeah, I've heard about this with pointies..." Justin mused.
"Remember that Yeoman, Jan Rand?"
"Sure, blonde with fancy hairdos."
"Yeah." Contu paused as he changed sockets on his wrench, "she used to fuck anything-as long as they were wearing a gold shirt."
"With braid in the sleeve," Justin added. "You could smell her pussy after she'd spent an hour in a staff meeting."
Cantu laughed, "I never noticed...."
"OK, so go on..." Justin said, smiling.
"Well, she'd fucked everyone on the command staff except Spock."
"Right..."
"Then he went into the crazy Vulcan sex fury."
"So he knocked her up?" Justin asked.
"All I know is a month later, after Spock had gone down to Vulcan and gotten his rocks off, she got a temp preg transfer..."
Justin pulled a cable free from the console. "That's about got it for the port unit Conny."
"Cool." Contu lifted the plate away. "The real funny thing was what happened with Chapel."
"That nurse that had the hots for Spock?"
"Yeah. She thought he was just down or something-like missing his family. She made him some funky Vulcan dish he really likes and took it to him"
"Way to a man's heart is through his stomach," Justin said with a chuckle.
"Except he threw it at her-then threw her out."
"Yeah?"
"Turns out he had Rand hid in his locker."
"And nine months later there's a little Spockette crapping green in her nappy?"
"That's the story," Contu said.
"Always thought she was a stuck-up bitch," Justin said.
"Selected for the Academy a few months later," Contu continued. "Pays to fuck a Captain and then get knocked up by the First."
"That'd make the kid a quarter Vulcan...I wonder how that worked out?" Cooper mused.
"Yeah, strange," Contu said. "I understand it takes all sorts of genetic shit to get a human/whatever hybrid...I guess Spock just has enough human in him to one up."
"Vulcans too?" Justin remarked.
"Wouldn't know-you'd have to ask a doctor."
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